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Ants in My Pants!

• the songs • buy here • iTunes • amazon • reviews • credits Printable lyrics Downlaod PDF of ALL Lyrics from 'Ants in My Pants!' Tired of all the Baloney? Baloney! One of my least favorite smells in the world was the smell of someone's baloney sandwich ripening in the warm coatroom in elementary school. Yucch! I was out walking my dog one afternoon, angry at the latest round of baloney being shoveled by stinky politicians, when I walked by an abalone shell in a neighbor's garden...abalone...baloney...crow-baloney... By the end of the walk, I'd synthesized many of my feelings about baloney into a song...there are endless layers to explore!

Old Baloney next song | previous song Baloney Big bad smell! Abalone Babaloney Crow-baloney Dough-baloney E-baloney Fi-Fie Fo-baloney It’s not real It’s Faux baloney It’s not a meal Go-baloney Ho-baloney Eye-baloney Joe-baloney Krab-baloney Live alone with My baloney It’s not yours It’s my baloney It stays indoors I Leave it in my locker for a rainy day Old baloney gonna keep my troubles and my friends away Baloney Big bad smell No baloney Oh, baloney Po’ baloney Quid pro quo baloney Michael Row baloney Slow baloney Toe baloney with the toe jam too You you you baloney Vacuum tube baloney Woo woo woo baloney X, Y Zoo baloney! Leave it in your locker for a rainy day Old baloney gonna keep your troubles and your friends away Baloney Big bad smell Leave it in your locker for a rainy day Old baloney gonna keep your troubles and your enemies and your friends and everybody away. Baloney Big bad smell Baloney Don’t feel well © 2001 Gunnar Madsen All rights reserved. Used by permission. Mop Mop Music ASCAP

updated: 7/27/11 1:44 PM